dumptruck

the act of shitting while positioned in such a way that the feces fall into the excreter's own mouth.

That dumptruck left him with a shit-eating grin on his face.

by Adrian S. April 17, 2006

Dumpstep

The act of listening to dubstep on the toilet to increase and rhythm of excretion.

Tim: "Hey Robby, what took you so long in the bathroom"
Robbie: "Sorry, I got kind of into my Dumpstep"
Tim: "What the fuck?"
Robbie: "I said Dumpstep"
Charlie: "Yeah"

by TomatoShoup October 24, 2011

Dumpsgiving

dumpsgiving is a time of year, from mid-october to mid-december, especially time around thanksgiving, hence the name "dumpsgiving", when college students dump their high school boyfriends/girlfriends.

Well it IS dumpsgiving!

by littlemistercollegeman November 22, 2010

dumpster diving

Dumpster Diving is the term given to 'going down on' a really really ugly, skanky female. Generally her loose-as-a-goose, diseased pussy is considered as the 'dumpster'.

I walked in and caught you dumpster diving your fat ugly sister. Whats up with that dude?

This definition was made up on the spot.

by Diego December 5, 2003

dumpster diving

when a bloke finds an scungy slut ta root, usually uglier than he's capable of

Tom: Oh shit! Did ya see that wanker with that ho, he's dumpster diving

by Spltbird April 22, 2006

cum dumpster

Someone who likes to drink the cum...

That Richard guy is such a cum dumpster.

by Marky_marker November 29, 2007

H.D.(HUMPTY DUMPTY)

H.D. is a short fat bald man who does nothing but talks about his ancient yet insignifcant military career, and also who wants to fuck john cary in the ass. This person also has sexual relations with his cat named wanda.

H.D. if you look at shirley's ass one more time you ass is fired.

by Team Mopar November 17, 2004