dieing

1. The act of transitioning from life to death, especially as in comedy.

This is never to be confused with changing the color of anything, unless gangrene is a color.

Alternate definition:

2. Being stamped out by a die, dehydrated and mummified for future reconstitution.

1. Dieing is easy, comedy is hard.

2. We're dieing grandma tomorrow because her insurance won't pay for her upkeep until her replacement heart can be found.

3. We're dieing the Republican's hatred for the middle class into an obelisk to be fired into the heart of the sun.

by Death Becomes Me June 29, 2010

dumpster diving

Hanging out with really ugly chicks.

Guy friend: I was lookin through your facebook pics from that party, you sure were dumpster diving werent you!
Guy at party: I was so drunk I didnt even notice I was, were they that bad?

or

All these pretty girls are whack, lets go dumpsterdiving tonight

by bizzyare November 5, 2009

good hard dicking

The panacea for any problem a woman could possibly face.

"Bethany's parents died last night of carbon monoxide poisoning, she was so devastated that she had a miscarriage! They'd been trying for years, who knows if Jim will ever be able to produce a functional sperm again!"
"Nothing a good hard dicking couldn't fix."

by butterbutmuffins February 15, 2017

dicking around

its when an elderly woman sleeps around profusely.

lukes mom is dicking around with all of his friends

by SLooooooooooob October 29, 2003

scuba diving

one who indulges in diving of the muff.

"dan first put on his knee pads and then scuba gear the flip flops ect... he did a olympic dive into krystl's muff, and got a 10 for 10"

by andrew November 27, 2003

Abyssal Diving

Abyssal Diving is when someone takes a dive into some super gynormous, super fat, woman / monster into her vagina and just get swallow up like a vortex whirlpool.

Fuck that, I'm not diving into the abyss, fuck abyssal diving, I'll get swallow up and never come back.

by Kung Faux Fahey September 3, 2007

Rope Dicking

v. The act of dropping from the ceiling on a rope naked and slapping a person in the face with your penus.

John: That girl deserves a good rope dicking.
Larry: What the fuck?

by kdod October 7, 2012