Drunk Monkey

The art of returning home and climbing on your (sober) girl to act like a porn star after an excessive night of drinking.

I pulled the drunk monkey on my lady last night.

by G November 26, 2003

drunk ass nigger

A black dude that is drunk off his ass and is annoying as fuck.

Yea! he was one drunk ass nigger

by Jezuzs November 11, 2010

Hammered Drunk

When you get past being drunk drunk, you´re hammered Drunk. Hammered drunk is drunk X drunk when vision is extremly blurry and you wake up saying "damn, i dont remember shiiiiiiit"

"I´m in the front row, and i´m Hammered drunk right..."

by Rabanova December 27, 2009

drunk addict

A person who genuinely enjoys being drunk and drinks only for that purpose but does not have the same problems and coping issues as an alcoholic. It derives from drug addict.

Rachel is the biggest drunk addict I know - she only drinks to get drunk, has a great time and then wakes up the next day and goes to work.

by M. T. Copenhaver July 3, 2008

drunk stalker

one who only talks to you when drinking or is drunk and constantly talks to you whenever they are drunk. Someone who texts, leaves voicemails or even chat with you only when they are drinking and it happens almost every time they are and they never seem to leave you alone.

Guy 1: Ugh, I got another text from this girl saying she loves me, we barely hang out and she only does this when she's drunk.

Guy 2: Looks like you've got a drunk stalker on your hands bro.

by captain lightning December 28, 2010

CamelBack Drunk

A word used to describe the act of getting black out drunk.

Dude, did you hear about Andrew? He went out last night and got CamelBack drunk and pissed all over the floor at the movie theater.

by Historymaker121 July 26, 2011

dejunkify

v. To remove clutter; to clean; to cause an area or container to contain fewer unnecessary objects or to contain them in a more aesthetically pleasing fashion.

"Could you sort through some of these papers for me? I'm trying to dejunkify these folders."

"You really need to dejunkify your counter tops."

by StoryTime July 16, 2008