foot dicking

The act of receiving a foot job while driving a motor vehicle.

Jen!!! Will you stop foot dicking me I’m trying to drive in the Keys!

by TheFixerofOne October 11, 2019

chode-docking

when one guy has a spaghetti peen and the other has a chode and the spaghetti peen goes inside the chode's urethra creating a CHODE DOCK.

Yo Dequavis lets do some chode-docking rn.

by LilHIV+ November 19, 2019

juvenile declinkuent

A young person who habitually "rides the revolving door" of the local court-and-lock-up system.

Thanks to his family's exceptional wealth and political influence, the young Ethan Couch may have temporarily been able to avoid being labelled as a juvenile declinkuent, but eventually he "went way to far" and thus ended up behind bars, even with his folks' legal finagling.

by QuacksO November 22, 2019

Joe Dickinson

Someone with a large forehead

Charlie “Wow that guy is a joe dickinson”

by CharlieRK November 1, 2019

Zombie-Dicking

1. To use one's penis to transmit diseases via sexual intercourse with multiple partners.
2. For an individual (particularly of the male sex) to seek sexual intercourse with disregard to one's self or another.

1.*"Hey, why is everyone angry at Todd?"
"Well, they found out he went around 'Zombie-Dicking' last night and now we've all gotta get checked."
"Goodness gracious... call the C.D.C."
2.*"I'm so worn out and my flesh hurts, man..."
"Maybe you should quit 'Zombie-Dicking' and get a hold of yourself before you catch an STD."
"I guess, bro-"
"Fuck you, Chad."

by CheddarMember December 21, 2019

Soft Dickin'

The act of being off the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods, while being actively employed at DICK'S Sporting Goods.

Employee #1: What are you up to today? If you're Soft Dickin', would you like to come over and watch the Seahawks game with me!

Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!

by Big D's DICKtionary January 18, 2020

Anal ducking

The act of quacking with each thrust of a penis, or other phallic object, into someone's rectum.

I dodged a donkey kick shortly after I started anal ducking her.

by Ukamongawang May 26, 2020