cunt stomper

A cunt stomper is used in the event you score an absolute belter in the game of footy.

Oh my! Stevie g has just scored an absolute cunt stomper!

by Pepper jack August 21, 2016

cunt stamp

Is where one forcefully stamps down onto a womens vagina

Mike : how was last night ?
Chad : great man, I cunt stamped her!

by TheSaviourUD April 8, 2017

cuntacity

cunt·ac·i·ty (kunt’·as·i·tē), n. 1. extreme bitchiness or cuntlike mean-spiritedness, especially with selfishly arrogant disregard for the emotional or physical safety of others, conventional thought, or other established societal restrictions. 2. actual or potential ability to behave in a bitchy or cuntlike fashion.

1. Her foul-mouthed cuntacity and poor treatment of (insert spouse’s name) shocked even the people barely able tolerate her under normal circumstances. 2. She displays the astounding cuntacity of a rabid premenstrual wolverine.

by Waylon Dowd February 10, 2017

Cunt hair coffee

The act of performing oral sex in the morning

Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold

by Z_bass May 24, 2017

cunt turret

When a fat woman has a hanging mound of fat that covers her pubic region in a bulbous type fashion like a gunners turret on an old warplane.

That bitch was so fat I struggled to find her fuckholes behind her cunt turret.

by AngryBandy July 10, 2017

Cunt Pearl

Cunt Pearl describes the very first drop of semen secreting from the woman's vagina after a cream pie.

"Watching that cunt pearl flow down her labia, after I cream pied her, almost got me erect again"

by DrySoup January 20, 2018

Cunt Mugger

A man who interferes with a ladies innocent by nefarious means.

I say, did you hear what Tarr Quinn did to Jessica the other evening? Yes he's a real cunt mugger.

by Topsy Creps December 26, 2018