Crusty

A term of endearmentused jokingly when with friends!

Lauren you are so crusty! Love u!

by STFP March 9, 2016

Crusty pants

When you have a poop and if you don’t wipe properly the poop will cause skid marks and when it dries the poop will go crusty which results in crusty pants

Mommmm I have crusty pants again

by OrangeTS May 29, 2019

Crusty Capaldi

The act of cleaning up the mess resulting from a particularly vociferous asphyxiwank with Lewis Capaldi toilet paper, then leaving said paper on the bedside table, allowing it to dry overnight.

"Auntie, when you change my sheets, don't forget to put my Crusty Capaldies in the bin!"

by Jeffrey 'Jeff' Jefferson November 29, 2019

crusties

when you put your dick in some girls ass and it has crustie shit

babe get the crusties out of your ass

by peterduck685 July 31, 2016

Crusty

Slutty, and skanky. A little bit trashy and not even classy. Gets around and is sort of a hoe.

"Did you hear about Sav? she's soooo crusty!" "Sydney looking crusttyyy"

by kcKCkc February 26, 2015

crusty fedora

The worn out asshole of a Dutch male prostitute after a busy weekend in Amsterdam.

Did you see Remko’s Crusty Fedora? He must’ve pulled a train last night.

by Buford C Cabhash March 3, 2024

Crusty

A Crusty occurs when you cum in your pants pursuant to a lap dance.

After Ruby made me jizz my pants, I handed her 4 Crusty dollars

by anonymous January 26, 2024