Carpet Bombed

When you hit it so hard that her slimy goop explodes all over your red bed sheets, resembling the trail (snail trail)a snail would leave behind.

D: "Dude....does these look normal?"
S: " Oh God no....."
D: "I'm pretty sure I smashed Jennifer so hard last night that she carpet bombed my bed sheets"

by Lil pepp June 20, 2014

Carpet Munchkin

Noun
1. An affectionate term used by lesbians to describe one another in an endearing way.

"Your so special Jenny, I love you so much, your my little Carpet Munchkin"

by Unice Tracy Able January 11, 2015

Cape Code

A computer programming language invented on Cape Cod, Massachusetts.

I live in a house down by the sea in Cape Code.

by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015

Carpet Shower

Urinating on a hairy snatch.

This kinky bitch wants a carpet shower!

by carpet pisser December 10, 2008

Cape Cod

everyone who lives there is depressed, dumb, addicted to drugs/drinking, ratchet as fuck, and hates their lives.

“Cape Cod fucking blows I can’t wait to graduate and get the FUCK out of here”

by haksnkssnskndns October 18, 2017

Hollie Carpenter

Colloquial slang for a whore. Similar to a slag, but only greater on the prostitutional scale.

I Hollie Carpenter'd some girl last night!

Too bad she resembled a disfigured axe-wound.

by Mystery Tab December 10, 2009

Red Carpet Treatment

(a) When you go down on a woman when she is on her period, or
(b) when you do a girl in all sorts of positions when she is on her cycle
(c) when you finger a girl/woman inside her while she is on her period.

Dude, my girl is so horny when she's on the rag, I had to give her the red carpet treatment.

by MarquesW June 24, 2010