Phil Collins

God-sent material to embarassing parents.

Haha, son, me and your father got so drunk at a Phil Collins concert... Dad got arrested and I woke up in the back of a van pregnant with you. Ahh...you better not be smoking pot.

by Phil (my name really is Phil) July 16, 2006

colon colon

Possibly the worst Spanish teacher ever, a period with colon colon comprises of: watchign her butt waddle, every once in a while screaming "guys!", handing out twenty different packets and calling it teaching, and teaching Spanish I to a Spanish II class

Hey colon colon, if you ever read this feel free to go to hell

by me jamo November 15, 2004

colling

Colling is where someone shits in your hand and you squeeze it then you don't stop until it drys once it has then you shove it back up the same persons who shitted it out asshole.

wow look, Blake over there is colling Ella

by ISlayMorePussy009 April 23, 2017

Gemma Collins

a whole MOOD, absolute queen. most relatable person ever to exist

Gemma collins.. the fucking hair is frazzled

by Gemma Collins May 8, 2020

Colonel Clusterfuck

Butt sex behind the deep fryers at a KFC restaurant.

Dave: Dude, I Colonel Clusterfucked Lindy yesterday.

Henry: Lucky bastard.

by Jonas Brothers Suck Penish February 1, 2009

collo

smelly bastard. he lives in a 1 house ghetto stinks of sweat poo wee sick and dried cabbage flakes.

"collo u smell"
"collo smells"
"collo is smelly"
"smelly kid"

by Lee April 6, 2005

Colon Protine Shake

When five or more guys cum into a mans ass and then he farts the cum into a glass and drinks it like a protine shake.

Joe must have been hungry after letting eight guys dump cum in his ass, because he farted all of that cum into a glass and drank it like a colon protine shake.

by lifechildbitch December 6, 2010