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The Jimmy Chode 

The Jimmy Chose is a penis wider than it is long, or a chode, with the addition of one testicle or the birth monotestcular, with the testicle being square and the head being sharp and pointed.
Colin: Leo do you have The Jimmy Chode
Leo: No...

Jimmy: I DO

dom's chode 

A dude who tries to project a dominant alpha male image in order to hide the fact he has a chode.
Jeez did you check the attitude on that guy?
Yeah, classic case of a dom's chode.
dom's chode by Rudeboy1969 November 13, 2015

Ching Chong Chode Chop 

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
Ching Chong Chode Chop by nebula49 December 31, 2020

A Human chode 

Is a person much wider than they are tall
A Human chode by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021

Kezang norbu choden 

A person to whome i can spill all the tea with no fear of others knowing

Talks alot but its fine
Kezang norbu choden brought a book
A Penis that looks like a water bottle cap.
Pluck the lint hairs of my chode, Britany!"
chode by cho-de April 18, 2003