Child porn

why the fuck are you looking this up you pe/do. But anyway, just for you weirdo, i'll tell you. Illegal pornography with children, usually includes violence and maybe murder

Person 1: bro i have some child porn
FBI Agent: tf is wrong with this retard?
P2: Fuck you we are not friends anymore

by legendaryidiot September 12, 2023

sinky child

the kid in your family which deserves "sinkies" (cinder blocks) instead of floaties at the pool. often the most annoying child in the family or a product of incest. He/She may drool and sneeze excessively, be nearly albino in complexion, bite one's own appendages, and will most likely not be able to form coherent sentences.

a sinky child is: my cousin, my brother Bilo, a whining youth in need of a good smack across the face, and the slow children at play

by GBgoer October 24, 2009

Vickers Child

One who is far too attached to small black and white animals for most people's comfort

Don't go near him, he looks a bit like a Vickers Child

by Bagpuss August 29, 2003

Man child

Grown man who acts like a child, in other words Donald Trump

Can't believe he did that, what a man child

by beautifulelf September 23, 2017

Child Porn

Why are you searching for child porn?

I don't need to insert an example of how "Child Porn" is used in a sentence, just don't fucking search for it you virgin faggot.

by JoeHasABungalo February 12, 2018

Voodoo Child

A younger friend that you take under your wing. Similiar to mini-me

That's Kate. She's my voodoo child.

by Vodkamonster April 4, 2009

Smarter Child

Something that you can beat. You just have to have the intelligence to do so.

Smarter Child being owned.

mastrchief69 (12:03:58 PM): your a noob
SmarterChild (12:03:58 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
mastrchief69 (12:04:09 PM): cause your a noob!
SmarterChild (12:04:09 PM): I'm afraid I don't have an answer for that.
Can we talk about something else?

by Smarter Than Smarter Child June 28, 2008