Afro Cannon

Someone who can grow a really amazing afro that makes everyone jealous.

It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.

An intimidating plumage
"That person is an Afro cannon"

"Can that hair get any bigger?"

"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"
by Swiftyoldboy June 14, 2024
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hummus cannon

When you dress up as Scotsman and stand at the top of castle fizzing on the people below shouting hummus cannon!
I was walking by this castle and there was this man stood up at the top of it firing jizz on the people beloe, shouting hummus cannon. Covered I was! Fortunately I had some carrots to clean my face
by MrHummus February 12, 2025
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Queef Cannon

When you punch a girl hard enough in the uterus thar she indefinitely won’t stop queefing
“Hey Matthew heard you hit the queef cannon on that slut last night”

“Hell yeah that shit wouldn’t stop!”
by Grabeast69 June 30, 2021
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zoot cannon

An individual who is extraordinary zooted at all times of the day.
Person 1:“Damn, Dale’s been a real zoot cannon lately”
Person 2:”Yeah, he’s been playing Modern Warfare for 2 days straight.”
by B-Lee the Beta December 08, 2019
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Cream Cannon

when you haven’t had sex in a while and your semen shoots out like a cannon.
I haven’t had sex in so long when I nutted on her face it was like a cream cannon!
by morganandtyrell December 29, 2019
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Flesh Cannon

When you specifically put a quarter into your foreskin and sneezereally hard, shooting it out.
by Chlamydia228 April 02, 2018
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