Canadian Two-Step 

After one performs the Cleveland Steamer, he dances around, preferably to a Nickelback song.

"I did the Canadian two-step last night!",
"Were you dancing to Nickelback?",
"Of course!"

Canadian Two-Step by Beeeeeeeeeee123 April 26, 2010

canadian goose 

a canadian guy's dick

show me your canadian goose eh?

canadian goose by cactus5390 June 11, 2018

Canadian History 

A sex act where one person defecates on the other's chest and then rubs the excrement on that person's face after mixing it with maple syrup while taxing the everloving shit out of them.

She was so nasty, she asked me for a Canadian History, man! I still can't wash the Quebec smell off of my bedsheets!

Canadian History by ColbertFan69 February 4, 2010

canadian army 

Basically its a kayak, a Canada goose, and a mountie with a pointy stick.

What cnadian army....

canadian army by Appers May 31, 2005

Canadian Facewash 

When a woman covers her muff with snow before stuffing a man's face into said crotch.

I think Steve might need Valtrex and some hot tea to recover from that nasty Canadian Facewash.

Canadian Facewash by SoooSexy May 18, 2009

Canadian Blowjob 

N.) A northern blowjob involving ice and maple syrup.

Related to the Zamboni, and Rusty Zamboni

Example: Things got hot and heavy with Sarah last night, then she broke out the ice and maple syrup and turned me into a frozen pancake. Canadian blowjobs are awesome.

Canadian Blowjob by Artic Thunder Hooser September 29, 2013

canadian history 

a common practice of aging American homo-sexuals bored with their sex lives, the group assembles together at least five items related to canada. Popular items are hockey sticks, curling brooms and stones, beaver pelts,canadian bacon, maple syrup, a Stanly Cup replica and other canadian memorabilia. The group then sets up a video camara and each member then takes a date rape type drug and commence in an orgy using the canadian items. The following day the video is replayed for all to view, as they cannot remember what had happened. Hence the name Canadian History

Eh, you guys get into a fight last night

Nah, just studied some Canadian History

canadian history by sycamoron February 5, 2010