buttonedness

The way in which someone is used to pressing buttons on a cell phone.

Right-buttoned: Used to having OK on the right, cancel on the left
Left-buttoned: Used to having OK on the left, cancel on the right

Often when someone has to use a cell phone with the opposite button configuration, great confusion will arise from many accidentally closed screens and inadvertently opened menus.

Derived from "handedness."

John: Hey Jane, can I use your phone real quick?
Jane: Sure, here you go.

...several minutes of frustration later...

John: God dammit, I keep hitting cancel! I'm left-buttoned, I'm not used to OK being on the right!
Jane: ikr? When will they start making the buttonedness the same on all phones?

by diemi May 9, 2009

Button Lovable

Button lovable: adj.; when one is prone to being "loved" by buttons, meaning that buttons are cooperative and pleased to be of service to the user. Being button lovable entails buttons working properly for the user and generally making that happy "click" sound for the enjoyment of the user.

Person 1: My buttons never make that sound for me!
Person 2: They only do it because I'm button lovable.

by An Autumn Breeze June 7, 2011

Buttoner

Another name for a television remote control.

Yo dude I'm too lazy to get up. Can you get the buttoner for me?

by lna0305 November 4, 2011

Buttocle

The anatomical locale where most folks "make deliveries" and some also "receive shipments"... Where "the sun don't shine"... Poop chute environs...

Why are you telling everybody about my buttocle rub ?

by DrollDuck January 6, 2012

Button Slapper

One who lacks even a smidgen of ability in any video game, and in a panic rage of desperate attempt, slaps the entire controller / keyboard in an effort to scramble a victory.

ie. "Tom, why is it that every time I kill you in Halo, I hear a fury of panic slaps right before you die?"

Tom: I'm so out of practice, I go into full button slapper mode as a last resort.

by Dvinny7 August 9, 2015

button fucker

The cheepest way to pay for sex
One who solicits themselves for sex in the cheepest way possible

Skinny Peat: how much she set ya back last night?
Russia: wasn't much she was just a button fucker.

by Liberty Princess February 28, 2016

Button Butter

waxy hairy deep cave dwelling gob of lard like substance reeking of wet band aids and buffalo sauce. Often found stewing in the pungent oniony smelling naval cavities of the obese species.

one day upon exiting the shower, I observed a large gob of hairey button butter crawling its way out of my boyfriends cavernous belly button, he then proceeded to fling sling and sniff. smells like wet band aids and burnt vinegar.

by sally stankfinger April 5, 2016