Bump and Dump

The act of bumping into one's car and just leaving like an asshole.
Joshua is known for being one to Bump and Dump, that's why no one likes him around.
by frogsoot June 20, 2016
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Tummy Bumping

When two fat people fuck each other and from the third person, looks like they're fucking
1. look those two tummy bumping.
2. Jack and dave tummy bumped last night
by Appleman2020bitch November 21, 2018
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Pseudo-bump

Seeing someone you know quite well in a public place but you cannot lock eyes or lips with, chat it up, hug, etc. due to restricted access placed upon them by another party who is not allowed to know of the relationship that exists.
Saw my hot 30-something guy friend in a business suit as he exited place where I was dining. I yelled "Hey!" and he secretly waved so his friend would not see him waving back at me. We didn't get to catch up, it was just a pseudo-bump.

Damn those pseudo-bumps.
by Sexilawgirl January 12, 2010
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Sex Bump

n. a small bump on a woman's (or occasionally male's) stomach that contains child; the result of sex; a pregnant belly
Person 1: Look at Katrina's sex bump!
Person 2: Wow, is that a baby?
Person 1: Maybehh
by satine420 March 08, 2009
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booty bump

the intimate touching of double buttocks for a short moment before releasing
Jennifer: want to booty bump?
Lola: ok.
by coolgirl543 June 12, 2020
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Jigga Bump bump boo

When you and your peeps do a bump n grind while snorting a huge line naked.
Watching Dana do a Jigga Bump Bump Boo was amazing till she wanted Cheetos!
by Pegleg T October 29, 2019
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bump on a log

Someone that just sucks at their job and just doesn't seem to think much.
George W. Bush

Bush is just a bump on a log.
by $LAYER November 07, 2005
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