Blind bootying is often used by niggas and their homies that pretend they are blind to check a thots booty out.
This technique can be mastered by snapping on some slick shades to cover your perfectly normal eyes (unlike my homie fetty wap), then walk around pretending to be blind but just be staring at the targets booty. Once the glasses trickerino is mastered you can perform a risky maneuver by stretching your arms in front of you and walking towards the targets fat chocolate booty. When you are close enough to the thot reach for her booty followed by "Sorry, I'm legally blind".
This technique can be mastered by snapping on some slick shades to cover your perfectly normal eyes (unlike my homie fetty wap), then walk around pretending to be blind but just be staring at the targets booty. Once the glasses trickerino is mastered you can perform a risky maneuver by stretching your arms in front of you and walking towards the targets fat chocolate booty. When you are close enough to the thot reach for her booty followed by "Sorry, I'm legally blind".
Fetty wap: 'Yo nigga put on some shades and lets go blind bootying those bitches over there looking bad af'
You: 'Ayy lmaonaize I can just imagine my cock deep in her cakes'
*5 minutes later*
Bad bitch: 'Hey stupid ass nigga why you touching my ass? Pussy ass bitch touch deez nutz!'
You: 'My bad ma'am I'm legally blind see my shades are blind peoples glasses.'
Bad bitch: 'My bad honey, have a good day.'
You: 'Lets fuck.'
You: 'Ayy lmaonaize I can just imagine my cock deep in her cakes'
*5 minutes later*
Bad bitch: 'Hey stupid ass nigga why you touching my ass? Pussy ass bitch touch deez nutz!'
You: 'My bad ma'am I'm legally blind see my shades are blind peoples glasses.'
Bad bitch: 'My bad honey, have a good day.'
You: 'Lets fuck.'
by trey the official meme October 3, 2015
Get the blind bootyingmug. by JJPhlex December 17, 2018
Get the Cutie bootymug. 
A musical instrument typically played by hand upon a gluteus maximus. Drumstricks are highly discouraged.
Wow, I didnt realize I had a booty drum proclaimed Isabel. I thought you could only play this song on a snare drum.
by Floatiebythesea September 1, 2018
Get the Booty drummug. When you see a really hot guy/girl's butt and you comment that you want to booty plunge them. Almost like the term "booty had me like" it's just that good.
I'd booty plunge that fine piece of ass.
I just want to say that your ass is good enough to booty plunge
I just want to say that your ass is good enough to booty plunge
by tj & ratchet December 30, 2013
Get the booty plungemug. A slang term applied, when describing ones "bum size". A big booty is basically saying that one has a huge set of buttocks.
by Yorik August 19, 2003
Get the big bootymug. by Toosweet07 January 12, 2006
Get the booty-domug.