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Bladed Ballon 

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.
F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?
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Bladesetter 

Friend, family, lover, someone who is among the most trusted and so close to you, one who is so close they can actually set a blade in your back as they betray you.
My girl and my friend sleeping around behind my back, well I got something for them bladesetters.
Bladesetter by Blademaker April 9, 2020

Bladeless fan 

An example of how new technology does something better, but you sacrifice something to get it. Kids are now growing up without the ability to say Luke I am your father into their bladed fans.
Kids born in the last 10 years or so aren't going to get to talk into their fans or rewind videocassettes thanks to newer technology that eliminates most of this stuff from people's lives. A lot of the new fans are bladeless fans. Is newer technology always better?
Bladeless fan by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020
very pro !!!
omg bladen what a pog guy
Bladen by mr_bladen September 15, 2020

bladeehater123 

A latvian teapage that exposes racists, abliests and sexual harassers
Person: Yo
Person2: I'm posting this on bladeehater123 ew! get away from me you abliest.
bladeehater123 by catchaplose4 December 28, 2020

BladeIzuruphobia 

A fear that some polish dude named Dr. Blade is always watching.
Bro— I have BladeIzuruphobia