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Nut Balloon

When you have a pimple on one of your man danglers.
man #1 UUUGGGHHH dude my left ball is soooo sore
man #2 is there a pimple on it?
man #1 ya?
man #2 oooooh, why didn't you just say it was a nut balloon
man #1 nut balloon?
man #2 ya, it's a pimple in your balls
by mister moosecock February 14, 2012
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Love balloons

Ouch, quit stepping on my love balloons, bitch.
by Truckerjimbo April 10, 2015
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Common Sense Balloon

A common sense balloon is a conservative person with a generally anti-intellectual outlook on life, they rely exclusively on “common sense” without examining issues more closely and are particularly opposed to science-based reasoning and fundamentally despise political correctness in all forms.

In social media, they usually graduated from the school of hard knocks/school of life, almost always have a car, boat, motorcycle, truck or an animal they’ve killed in their display photos somewhere and consistently use absolutely atrocious grammar and sentence structure.

As the polar opposites to an SJW, one could use the term “CSB” in reference to their predisposed hatred of virtually all progressive social movements, which makes them just as irritating and laughable as SJWs.
Scientist: Vaccines are safe, Climate Change is real and currently human-induced, and your vacuous outlook on life is deplorable.

Barry: fuck of u lefty fuckin soyboy i got common sense pc culture has ruined everything!!!!!!

Scientists: It seems we are faced with a common sense balloon.
by The Handball King June 14, 2020
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hot air balloon

Code..If you are riding in a hott air balloon, you are high.
"Ima bout to go take a ride in a hott air balloon."
by carly January 26, 2004
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Balloon Knot

"your cat can sit on my lap, but he better have a clean balloon knot"
by L-sos December 9, 2007
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balloon pop

when you make a tiny fart and blame it on a certain object saying it did this or did that it's a HARHAR moment for someone knowing it was a balloon pop
"hey dude , what was that"
"umm... i dont know i think it was the balloon did u pop it"
"hahaha, that was a balloon pop you farted!"
by becky543 December 14, 2009
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Balloon Hammock

The act of blowing air in to the urethra and inflating the testicles. The subject, then spreads his scrotal sack between his index finger and thumb creating an approximate 2-3" gap between each finger. The female party rests her chin upon said scrotum sack and rests for several hours.
I can't believe Sally was willing to give Billy such a serious balloon hammock in front of the entire family during Thanksgiving dinner, she must have slept for like three or four hours!
by Boooooey November 6, 2011
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