august 9

National suck a dick day

Today’s August 9th and u know what that means

by Caigeo October 13, 2019

augustana

a five guuy band wrote hit single BOSTON.music is alternative, indie, rock, whatever you want to call it.

boy 1: did you see augustana in concert lasst night?????
boy 2: duh. they rock, my socks.

by euniceee July 18, 2006

angus porter

An Angus porter is a person who carries people called Angus who are too lazy to do any work.

Jim: The Angus Porter.
Bob: That's not a sentence.
Dave: Yes it is.

by Pôq ugôͶa June 18, 2018

Agustina Olguin

A really cute, funny, beautiful girl that has a smoking hot boyfriend, but girls like her are very hard to come by and she will never do someone wrong, she puts herself before others and wants the best for people she loves

I want agustina olguin to be friends with me

by Auburnfan2 November 8, 2018

August 17th

The hottest person you may ever meet was born on August 17th. They’re charming, a little slow, and funny. If you meet someone born on August 17th, hold on to them.

Mia: so when’s your boyfriend’s birthday?
olivia: it’s August 17th!
Mia: wow you’re so lucky

by yeehawbuckarooo November 1, 2019

August 6

If you are born on August 6th your a prick, but really good with the girls

Are you born in August 6?
Yh,
So, how many girls have you had over the years

by Dont shag ur cousin (alabama) November 2, 2019

Agus Stupitus

A person who lives in the country, has a fake southern accent, drives a beat up 1990-2001 white Chevy pickup truck, and has more than one confederate flag on their truck, phone, or house. If you meet 2 or more of these requirements, congrats! Your an Agus Stupitus!

Hey! Look at the Sheetz drive through, I see an Agus Stupitus getting a hamburger with a deer tied to the back of his old white Chevy.

by Luc1122 April 23, 2020