Decolonize Yourself 

Buzzword for indigenous activists. It really means nothing.

Indigenous Activists:"Hey white people are bad"
Person: "No I dont thi-"
Indigenous Activists:" RACIST COLONIZER BIGOT. You better DECOLONIZE YOURSELF."
Person: "OK ill decolonize myself right NOW"
*Person adopts native culture and tradition wholeheartedly*
Indigenous Activists: "Better."

Decolonize Yourself by James Jeramyer June 3, 2019

you played yourself 

dk khaled

"congratulations you played yourself"

you played yourself by gambitcornbitbae October 11, 2016

Neck yourself 

Holding your hand out and trying to make them look ,and them slapping there neck it only count if it’s below the person’s waist and if the person touches It with out looking then the person hand

Neck yourself for looking at my hand

Neck yourself by Tommy5929 May 30, 2018

Go fuck yourself 

An incomprehensible amount of anything, used as a measurement rather than a statement.

EXAMPLE A "Dude, why are you so jittery?" "I drank a go fuck yourself amount of coffee at work!!!" "So, like how much? Gimme a number." "I lost count after 30!"

EXAMPLE B "Ugh I just drank a litre of gin." "Go fuck yourself!"

EXAMPLE C "How are you feeling today?" "GO FUCK YOURSELF! Yeah that pretty much sums it up..."

Go fuck yourself by thatfunkymotherfunker November 1, 2010

hide and go fuck yourself

What you tell a Mikey who is stamping the ground in front of you for no apparent reason...

nonmikey:Hey mikey, what are you stomping?
Mikey:DERFA!!
nonmikey:heres an idea!
mikey:HUH DERFA HUH?
nonmikey:how about you going out side and enjoying a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself

hide and go fuck yourself by That Guy, yeah ME December 16, 2008

cream yourself 

when spreading cream cheese you get some on finger, hand or anywhere else on ones self

i told you when you spread cream cheese and you get some on you how many times do we have to go over this now you know what cream yourself means

cream yourself by sean 407 team July 26, 2009

played yourself 

To mess up badly... Also, the example (taken from an Among Us clip that I cannot link).

Impostor (when he finds out he got Impostor): Oh you guys are so dead!
Random Crewmate: Alright, we gettin' his ass out first.
Random Crewmate 3: Bro, you guys are so dumb... this is just a joke.
Impostor: I literally said this last game...
Random Crewmate 2: No he didn't.
Literally everyone: Get his ass out of here!
Me: Ya played yourself.

played yourself by Da Budder Man September 19, 2020