wrap-sheet

Santa's list of "naughty things" dat you've committed over da past year, and dat he carefully muses over before deciding whether he should "wrap" any gifts for your sorry a** dis year, or if he should just leave you a stocking full of coal.

Calvin had a wrap-sheet several yards long listing all da slush-balls dat he'd lobbed at Susie over da previous year, but Calvin had claimed "extenuating circumstances", and Hobbes sent in a statement vouching for Calvin's overall character, so it was a tough call for Santa to decide what to do.

by QuacksO October 26, 2018

Wraith

Perhaps the worst legend in the p o popular video game: Apex Legends. Her tactical ability, "Into the Void" allows her to become "invisible" and negate any damage. While in this form, she cannot see enemies but they can see your shit trail you leave behind. The purpose of the ability is to escape your enemy but you can't exactly escape someone you can't see. Her ultimate ability "Dimensional Rift" enables her to create a portal from where she activates the ability to where she chooses to end it. Most people would like this ability to help teammates escape a tough fight or transition between two vantage points. The only thing is, enemies can use your portal, which results in them following your sqaud or sneaking up through the portal while distracted. Not only is Wraith the most impractical legend, but the most edgy as well.

(Playing duo fills with a friend)

Friend 1: *picks Bloodhound
Friend 2: *picks Lifeline
Random: *picks Wraith
Friend 1: "Holy shit, why did the random choose Wraith, I can't wait to carry."
Friend 2: "I know, what a bot."

by Matth3w713 February 11, 2019

wratain

A rat that eats curtains

“Omg, Tripp is such a wratain”

by Hdhdhdb August 1, 2023

bell wrap

A piece of material that ties arround a bell end.

Potentially offensive, depending on the context.

You are a bell wrap.

by t3hh0r53 August 28, 2006

bubble wrap crack

popping bubble wrap bubbles and unable to stop until all the bubbles are spent. -enjoying the assorted 'crack' sounds as well. supremely addictive!!

that bitch wouldn't stop with the bubble wrap crack...i was about to get my .45!!

whole lot o' goodness wit dat bubble wrap crack!

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

bacon wrapped ta tas

A custom made bra typically worn by a woman whose man is turned on at the sight and smell of bacon!

Tanya showed off her bacon wrapped ta tas for Michael's Birthday

by hottiebobody March 17, 2010

gift wrapping the toilet seat

The act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn't make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)

Jimmy: Hurry dad! I gotta goooooo!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!

by Mydaho January 11, 2015