Dead Wood

Someone who has had enough kids to suck all the humanity out of them, they spend their pitiful existence sitting at the public pool watching their army of children having fun while the parent sits suffering with the thought that they need to drive their kids to ten different sport practices at the same time. In summary, this stereotype is a parent who creates enough stress/busy work for themselves that they eventually turn into a husk of what they used to be before they where married. And the kids get zero attention and turn into little monsters due to neglect from attention desperately trying to be spread evenly across all the kids while balancing a mountain full of busy work

I was at the pool the other day and a big Dead Wood family came rolling in and they had the blandest look on their faces!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

wood dogg

drunken pizza delivery boy. urban legend of a shaved big foot delivering pizza in northern rural new
jersey

wood dogg dropped da pie at my gate afta drinking a fiff

by Will K December 8, 2004

Adam Wood

Sales Boy. Swave and Debeoner.

Adam Wood is going to Florida for a Salescall.

by thebigchester41 June 9, 2018

wood mage

Forest dwelling creature, the official height off cool

Legolos is a wood mage

by SirGalahadTheDivine January 9, 2010

Morning Wood

When you wake up when your penis is erect

I have a morning wood

by Name69, November 23, 2020

woods hippie

A hippie now living in a rural situation, used in Northern California especially.

If you asked the woods hippies, marijuana would be legal.

by Harmonica ED December 3, 2011

Norwegian wood

When you wake up with a boner but the girl/guy you're staying at is gone.

- I slept at Jill's yesterday night.
- So? How did it go?
- Norwegian wood.
- Sorry, man...

by beardedfrenchman September 23, 2016