Usually a term used in place of the popular "windows", namely by people who prefer other operating systems, but have have some kind of way to use certain windous only programs.
An extremely good friend who you feel like you can tell almost anything. They have your back no matter what when it comes to dating (Or even any difficult situation in life). They're your go-to person for dating advise, which is usually received over a longer period of time. (eg: not one night) A wingbuddy pulls strings behind the scenes for you and you can always ask them for help.
Wingbuddies are mutual. Once a wingbuddy always a wingbuddy both ways around.
You can stay up until 5:30 in the morning rambling on about your crush for all they care. They'll probably return the favor.
*sees crush*
You: "Someone! Goget me my wingbuddy!"
Wingbuddy: "Already here bro."
To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"
"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"