Wankerchief

A handkerchief, bandana, or similiair item used to wipe up or catch cum after/during jerking off. So called a "wankerchief" because it's used for wanking.

Paul's wankerchief was crusty and knotted from his pixie-sticks and porno adventure last Friday night.

by fubsish September 13, 2009

wanker shank

the act of stabbing someone while they're wanking (masturbating)

dude, did you hear about fuqua? he got wanker shanked in the bathroom while he was ejaculating!

by the Damon8r January 10, 2009

Wanker

Wanker: An arrogant or pretentious person. Sometimes this word is used instead of resorting to 'Cunt' or 'Bellend'.

I always wanted to meet a Wanker, but then I met Brett.

by S86849 July 16, 2014

wankerist

A person who's perfected the art of being a wanker.

This man is the wankerist customer I have ever dealt with. What a wanker.

by MrD. February 1, 2018

Wiki Wanker

A person who alters the wiki entry of a person, place or thing to say something negative or otherwise malicious about said person, place or thing.

My neighbor just altered my wiki entry on Wikipedia and now it says I'm a 4000 year old troll who likes eating cow pies; he is such a wiki wanker.

by aerwin2 February 22, 2009

Sunshine Walker

A preppy person who is overly optimistic and generally annoying to be around.

Taken from the song "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina And The Waves.

Hanna Montana is such a sunshine walker.

by McLardfat June 9, 2009

paul walker

the hottest/sexiest/best/smartest effin actor in the universe!!!

omg Molly, LOOK! that guy is paul walker!!!

by the sexiest Lorin July 7, 2005