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leicester university 

A university in Leicester, England for people who are smart but were too lazy to actually do any work during A-Levels. Known for drugs, sex and complaining about the price of VKs.

Not to be confused with De Montfort, the other university (term used loosely) in Leicester which is a shithole for shit people.
"Where do you go to University?"

"Leicester University"

"Oh, DMU?"

"Absolutely not."
leicester university by uradbro February 28, 2018
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Central Michigan University 

A state university located in Mount Pleasant, MI. Known by CMU or Central locally, it is the school in Michigan to go to if you like to party but don't have a learning disability as required for admission to Eastern or Western.
I was going to go to Western, but they said I didn't qualify as mentally challenged so I have to go to Central Michigan University.

Marquette University HIGH School 

The rawest baddest school filled with straight up guidos and pimps. An all male private catholic school that had more weed and booty at its dancing than any public school. This place has the fuckin heaviest backpacks in the world on deck and for the most part the smartest motherfuckers in the area. They win a fuckin state championship every fuckin year. Guys from aother schools hate these dudes because their girls love'm. The school is filled with cocky niggas but can you blame them?? shit. half of the people are either really rich or really poor. the school is loaded with cash. bathroom always super clean as are all the classrooms and hallways. schools in the area hate because their schools smell like shit. You go to their football games and they are loaded with fans. Girls from all over the area are always rooting for their team because thier own school teams are whack ass fuck. the only good thing about other school are usually the girls poms teams. damn they girls is sexy. Marquette's got some crasy ass chants noone understands but some classics too. "Sloppy broskis" is very popular. most importantly filled with hoes from other school. Especially that DIvine Savior High School (an all girls school) dammn those girls are craving some BIGi socks at all times. The toppers. gotta love their mascot. its atleast not something weak like a pope. ANyways trust me if you ever meet someone from there they are amazingf so fuckem or become best friends with them before its too late.

University of Colorado 

The University of Colorado has great academics & research. It is ranked the 11th best public school in the world. CU has the hottest girls anywhere. Academics are rivaled only by the parties. The Hill is where everybody lives and parties. Pearl Street has upscale shopping, bars, and street performers. Too many Californians come here and think they own the place. Everybody gets high. Yuppie-Hippies. World class skiing. EVERYBODY is white (except for a few asians). Denver kicks ass and is only 20 minutes away. Bums everywhere, Norlin 420! Sunny 300+ days a year, The Flatirons, GDI Liberals, Decent Greek System, Nitro
Are you going to the University of Colorado football game?

Maybe, after I pack another bowl.

Temple University 

It's not the Harvard of Philly, it's the Princeton on Broad Street. Or at least that President Adamany's dream.
Temple University is located in Majestic North Philadelphia.

James Madison University 

A prestigious research university located in Virginia, that is known for having the hottest girls and relentless parties.
I went to James Madison to get layed by a calender girl.

I got an HIV from a girl at James Madison.

unitarian universalist  

Unitarian Universalists, or UU, is a religion that follows seven basic principals.

1 )The inherent worth and dignity of every person;
2) Justice, equity and compassion in human relations;
3) Acceptance of one another and encouragement to spiritual growth in our congregations;
4) A free and responsible search for truth and meaning;
5) The right of conscience and the use of the democratic process within our congregations and in society at large;
6)The goal of world community with peace, liberty and justice for all;
7)Respect for the interdependent web of all existence of which we are a part.

Unitarians are open to other religion and seek to find their own truth and meaning in the world. Its is a very liberal religion. Unitarians are a very active supporting matters of abolition of slavery, women's rights , equal rights, same-sex marriage, the environment, global peace, darfur, homelessness and much more.

the Unitarian youth benefit from it just as much if not more because of their freedom to explore their spirituality without rules on what is the truth.

Basically its loving and amzing.
FRED: I'm jewish, you?
JOE: I'm a unitarian universalist ,or a UU.
Fred: what's that?
JOE: Let me give you my elevator speech, but basically I'm in a congregation that supports that the search for truth and meaning.