Chonging Turd

A huge shit that leaves you feeling immensely satisfied once you have taken it. Usually stinks.

Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!

by Yabadabadork January 10, 2016

Arizona Turkey

The act of filling a condom with extremely thick period blood and taping it to one's chin, similar to the red snood which hangs from the neck of a turkey.

My daughter wanted to dress up like an animal for Halloween so I dressed her up like an Arizona Turkey.

by Nigboys6893947 June 24, 2016

Toothpaste Turd

A defecation that is so sticky you just can't seem to wipe up and get yourself clean.

I'm all itchy down there from that toothpaste turd this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Tweety Turd

Another name for that pitiful excuse for a used douche president Donald Trump.

I see that Tweety Turd now wants to create a Space Force just so that he can waste more of OUR money. Your tax dollars at work here folks.

by Telephony August 11, 2018

Scag Turkey

Booker

Booker is a scag turkey

by Scagturkey November 16, 2019

Double Turkey Twister

When a man lathers his dick in turkey meat and has a women suck on his dick while her mouth is stuffed with turkey stuffing and then moves in a bay blade like motions on the dick.

Joel was being Double Turkey Twistered while the team was being Fucked over on hardcore Domination match.

by Wobble Gobbler April 14, 2020

Double Turkey Twister

When she has something stuffed like food (Preferably Turkey) in her mouth and then she gives head then she spins counter and clockwise back to back
while repeating

Nick was giving a Double Turkey Twister to a random teammate while the boys were playing hardcore domination

by Turkey Twister Master April 14, 2020