The very uncomfortable feeling you get when friends talk about a really good story but refuse to tell it to you. It leaves you feeling incomplete and just rotten, similar to physical blue balls.
Friend: OMG that was SO funny. Like srsly the BEST story ever i will never forget it!
You: whats the story guys?
Friend: oh no way man. theres no way we can tell the story its just too funny
You: NOW I HAVE MENTAL BLUE BALLS
You: whats the story guys?
Friend: oh no way man. theres no way we can tell the story its just too funny
You: NOW I HAVE MENTAL BLUE BALLS
by dufbear August 16, 2011
a mental snapshot that a man takes of a woman or certain parts of a woman he sees in public so that he can jerk off to the image later.
It would have been too obvious for Dusty to take an actual photo of the hot woman he saw with his cell phone, so he settled for a mental whack picture.
by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011
When a criminal is being arrested and they try to resist arrest, then proceed to claim that they ‘cannot breathe’ while being detained by an officer.
A man ran away from an officer and when tackled to the ground, he claimed that he couldn’t breathe. You could say that he had a George Floyd mentality.
by NASCARJUNKMAN March 06, 2023
Upper Class Mentality is seen often, if not primarily, from middle class individuals. It is the attitude that they are a huge success and all others are inferiors. People with an UCM (pronounced You-See-Em) generally drive a slightly better than average vehicle, and have a slightly nicer than average home, while looking down at those who have not acheived this "status". These folks are very prone to bankruptcy and heartbreak once they realize they truly are not better than everyone they look down upon. This is a chronic condition, and coming to this realization may never actually happen. Keep your eyes open, you see em? :)
Susie: Hey Joe, look at that arse with his nose up in the air driving his big SUV. You see em tailing that guy in his rusty old car?
Joe: Yep, he definitely has an Upper Class Mentality.
John: Why does Larry always act like he is better than everyone, and talk about his boat? I hear he can barely afford his payments.
Wolfgang: Yep, he is a UCM.
A suburbanite is a great definition/example of someone with an Upper Class Mentality
Joe: Yep, he definitely has an Upper Class Mentality.
John: Why does Larry always act like he is better than everyone, and talk about his boat? I hear he can barely afford his payments.
Wolfgang: Yep, he is a UCM.
A suburbanite is a great definition/example of someone with an Upper Class Mentality
by drocco21 February 19, 2014
The belief that New York is the center of the world and that nothing more than 2 hours outside of New York City is a part of America.
A misguided perception of non-New Yorkers and the belief that others are provincial because they don't live in NYC.
The idea that everything you could ever want is in NYC and there is no good reason to ever leave.
A misguided perception of non-New Yorkers and the belief that others are provincial because they don't live in NYC.
The idea that everything you could ever want is in NYC and there is no good reason to ever leave.
New Yorker: So where are you from?
Maryland-er: I'm from Baltimore.
New Yorker: What do you mean Baltimore? I thought you were going to say Brooklyn. Baltimore? That's so far away, that's like in the middle of nowhere!
Maryland-er: Dude, it's like 3 hours from here.
New Yorker: I know! It's so far!
Maryland-er: Man, you have such a New York Mentality.
Maryland-er: I'm from Baltimore.
New Yorker: What do you mean Baltimore? I thought you were going to say Brooklyn. Baltimore? That's so far away, that's like in the middle of nowhere!
Maryland-er: Dude, it's like 3 hours from here.
New Yorker: I know! It's so far!
Maryland-er: Man, you have such a New York Mentality.
by Little Chick March 11, 2008
1) It's something you'll get used to. A mental mind-fuck can be nice.
2) Oh, man, that test today was such a mental mind-fuck.
2) Oh, man, that test today was such a mental mind-fuck.
by Steven Johnson April 09, 2006
Of or pertaining to extreme dominance. This type of mentality describes that which was commonly seen during the 1980's. Competition, wealth, and power were of extremely high importance during the decade so it was both expected and common for an individual to go above and beyond on a consistent basis.
"William Wallace had an 80's mentality during the Battle of Stirling." -A reference to the scene in Braveheart when William Wallace soundly defeated the English.
by CJMC June 28, 2009