stumpy shorts

booty shorts for the man... but named so because instead of his booty hanging out for all to see it's his stumpy little friend that is showing

Shelley said 'oh look girlfriend, that cops wearing stumpies' ... and ronnie said 'oh how I love stumpy shorts.

by safe-tee December 13, 2012

Short Round

Typically the pimp name for a 4' 2" absolute unit. May be shorter then your local soap dispenser, but will not hesitate to destroy friends faces and not remember. Prone to violence if denied a high five.

Short Round terrifies me, she's the stuff of nightmares.

by Please Don't Beat Me Up Annie November 13, 2018

short staff

Small penis, also known as micro penis. Poorly endowded, over circumcised, weiner, toothpick dick.

Ex. Jacks girlfriend was unsatisfied. She told him he had a short staff and dumped him.

by ttfkr March 14, 2014

Slavik Shorts

When someone gives you a cigarette short that is similiar or shorter than county shorts. When there is a very small amount of tabacco left.

Wtf slavik, I asked you for shorts not slavik shorts. Man, I get better respect in jail. Hey let me get shorts on that newport. Hey man I said shorts not just the filter.

by Slavik Kukoluv February 23, 2009

Fatty Fatty Short Short

An insult and/or taunt directed at a person who is neither fat nor short.

Timmy: Fatty fatty short short! Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: No!
Timmy: Yeah, fatty fatty short short!
Billy: You're so mean Timmy Adams McGree!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: Shut up!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: I'm warning you!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: Nooooooo!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short sho... (stabbed)
BIlly: I warned you, I WARNED YOU!
Timmy: Fatty... fatty... short... short...

by abe McAbe May 1, 2006

Short Fuck

When two midgets mate and they produce a fertile offspring that is a sexual then has to mate with its self

Jeff "have you seen the midgets"
Jim "nah i think there short fucking"
3 months later

Steve (The guy midget) "oh honey i think my water broke"
Brit (The girl midget) "oh shit we have to go to the hospital"

by Eavon June 2, 2016

Short Bus

A vehicle used to transport the 45th President Of the United States, aka, Donald Trump.

“Mr President Trump, there is a Short bus waiting for you outside, let me know when you’re done tweeting”

by Kristiano November 23, 2017