Texas Booger Sugar

Another word to describe cocaine

Hey man, you got any Texas Booger Sugar left? Mary wants to snort some off my cack.

by Lina Watson December 26, 2008

Texas Hotpocket

You take a Shit on a Female's Vagina, Which then You pack it in with your Dick, Therefore Creating a Texas Hotpocket

Helro! Why did you give her a texas hotpocket!

by BobSanders5554555 February 21, 2009

texas hamburger

Eating out someone's asshole. (Because you have brown in between two buns)

I totally gave that chick a texas hamburger last night!

by kennnnnn May 10, 2007

Texas Curbstomp

Taking a shot of Flieschmanns with no chaser

After that last Texas Curbstomp, I...

by WinampLlama August 12, 2009

Texas Blumpkin

A Texas Blumpkin refers to the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a dump and eating bbq ribs and/or brisket.

Vinnie received a warm welcome on his first visit to the Lone Star State in the form of a Texas Blumpkin.

by TexasRuby November 22, 2011

Texas toast

When you and your gf are doing cowgirl and she pulls out a toaster and launches toast from the toaster into your butthole

Chet: Me and melissa did the texas toast last night it was grimy af

by Weenus penis September 24, 2018

Sloppy Texas Toast

A sex move, when your partner takes a shit in your vagina and then fucks it.

Dude, Debra let me give her Sloppy Texas Toast. It was wild!

by Ginger Cat Attack September 25, 2019