I fucked your mom on a table last night.
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When someone, usually in a public restroom, flushes the toilet before they sit down to use it. (Term can be used whether or not something was actually in the toilet that merited flushing.)
As I was contemplating life in the Wal-Mart bathroom a man walked into the stall next to mine, setting the table before he sat down.
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Get the setting the table mug.When a persons cell phone vibrates a lot, because of constant text messages. so the phone makes an annoying buzzing sound.
It is a spin off of the phrase, "the phone is ringing off the hook". Now that we have text messages, we have the phrase, "your phone is buzzing off the table"
It is a spin off of the phrase, "the phone is ringing off the hook". Now that we have text messages, we have the phrase, "your phone is buzzing off the table"
John's gets his 6th text message in 30 seconds
Tom: John, your phone is "Buzzing off the table"
John: Yea I know, sorry, I'm in an important convo.
Tom: John, your phone is "Buzzing off the table"
John: Yea I know, sorry, I'm in an important convo.
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Get the Buzzing off the table mug.This word originates in the Hoffman Estates High School cafeteria. There are rectangle tables and circle tables.
A circle table kid is the type of person who:
1. Knows how to read
2. Has other hobbies besides getting wasted or stoned
3. Has their own fashion sense
4. Has fun being themselves
5. Circle table kids don't need to match everyone else
6. Aren't complete assholes all the time
7. Can hold actual conversations
8. Usually loves music
9. Most of the time wouldn't hurt a fly
There are also other people who sit at the circle tables, they are the people who just have no where else to sit.
A circle table kid is the type of person who:
1. Knows how to read
2. Has other hobbies besides getting wasted or stoned
3. Has their own fashion sense
4. Has fun being themselves
5. Circle table kids don't need to match everyone else
6. Aren't complete assholes all the time
7. Can hold actual conversations
8. Usually loves music
9. Most of the time wouldn't hurt a fly
There are also other people who sit at the circle tables, they are the people who just have no where else to sit.
" That Circle Table Kid has mad Halo skills"
"I wish I could dance like a circle table kid"
"Gee, those circle table kids are really weird sometimes, but they sure are nice"
"I wish I could dance like a circle table kid"
"Gee, those circle table kids are really weird sometimes, but they sure are nice"
by circle_love May 11, 2009
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