Simeoneid

One who has sex with someone that is unconscious from drinking too much while covered in there own vomit.

Girl: What happened last night, and why am I covered in vomit?

Guy: You just got simeoneid beotch!

by Shmeeglesnarf January 15, 2013

someoneship

A sort of relationship between two or more people, that is not defined by girlfriend, boyfriend or partner, because one or more person(s) has not asked to define the relationship, but it’s exclusive.

Me and this guy are in a someoneship atm.

by Gorillagrip007 July 27, 2021

Someoneonline

Black Jesus

Bill: Praise Someoneonline

by Pad the big dick mega chad November 13, 2021

someonce

someone you only meet once in a lifetime

Don't worry mate, you'll find someonce eventually.

by sam petersburg July 15, 2020

Tyler Simeone

Tyler Simeone is amazing.
He knows how to have fun, and is pretty much a badass.
He is somebody that ANY girl would love to date.
I have dibs.
Oh, and he kinda makes me melt<3

Tyler Simeone wants to take me to the pretty lights concert, babyyyy(:

by Meryl Freaking Wilson August 20, 2011

Shit in Someones Mouth

To plop your ass on sum niggas face and just let it rip. Then, after that shit, they better lick your anus clean.

Fat shit: That motherfucker Shit in Someones Mouth.
Horse Cock: Yea ik I did it to my girl just the other day.

by Some dirty Faggot August 5, 2018

some one-legged hobo

Everyone's scapegoat.

"Mr. Hearst, how could you?!"
"I didn't shoot him. It was some one-legged hobo."

by Anonymous October 17, 2003