Slumber Lumber

A more sophisticated version of morning wood. Usually when you are fully asleep, and the blood can add extra power.

Sarah: After Steve fell asleep, he got the most AMAZING slumber lumber last night.
Kiki: Wow, I wish my man, Jamal had that.

Sarah: True Story

by TheTrueStoryGuy May 8, 2014

slumberjacking

Masturbating a predefined sleeping apparatus, such as a bed, sleeping bag, or hammock. Often with the intention of passing the fuck out after.

I can't go tonight bro, gonna hit the hay, maybe do some slumberjacking first.

by Shaboyjay August 14, 2014

Slump

Person who is somewhat sloutched... Looking a little lazy.

Alan was slump as fuck today!

by TTJames March 9, 2015

slump

To be completely out of energy or just feeling done with the day/week etc.
To relax and procrastinate all work.

"Man im done with this week, I just wanna slump"

by HiImChad April 4, 2015

slumjunk

The crustation of dead skin, sweat and dirt located in the inner part of your leg from sweating

It's hot outside, I'm getting quite a bit of slum junk.

You slumjunk licker!

You lick slumjunk?!

by crumbtray April 5, 2015

slumberbutt

The loss of feeling in your posterior after an extended period of inactivity

Man I've got mean case of slumberbutt!

by Clandestine1 May 13, 2015

Slumfest

To stay in bed all day, and have a slumber fest. Staying in your pajamas all day, cuddling, watching netflix, and sleeping in bed.

I stayed in bed all day and didn't bother to do anything because I was having a total Slumfest.

by Summer80 November 20, 2015