99 slaps

When you are drunk and walk into a bar and ask 100 women to have sex with you in the bathroom, 99 slap you but there is always one horny one to follow you in the bathroom.
Damn I experienced my 99 slaps last night, it was way worth it!!
by ihatealbuquerque505 August 23, 2010
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Slap

When used in the configuration of 'having a slap' it means to masturbate.
Bill: D'you want to go to the match tonight?
Dave: Nah, I was going to stay in and have a slap.
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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Halloween Slap

A Halloween Slap is the tradition that on every halloween, friends must greet each other with a slap on the arm. Dating back to the Celtic times, when halloween was a religious fesival, priests would slap civilians on the arm to wash their bad spirits away. Over time, as halloween spread to places such as America, the halloween slap has become somewhat of a joke, in order to tease or irritate friends and/or peers.
Jimmy: "Hey"

Clarisse: *hits Jimmy on arm* "A slap on the arm for halloween!"

Jimmy: "Damn, you beat me to the Halloween Slap.. maybe next halloween ey!"
by CDGM October 31, 2011
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Sari Slap

The act of two restaurant coworkers of differing gender going into the cooler under the pretense of a brief intimate encounter of some sort, and the initiator of said interaction surprising the other by slapping him or her across the face with a fish. They may or may not continue with the originally intended encounter afterward.
I thought that new waitress was going to make out with me, but I got Sari Slapped instead.
by O'Charlie March 07, 2008
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Nutskin Slap

Technique used with the palm of the hand where one wipes his genitals, and uses the soiled hand to strike his oppenent in the facial region (Grill). Technique works best when genitals are perspiring.
Earlier this morning, Bermke received a nutskin slap, due to his disregard for me and my gangster tendencies.
by Wack Schizzlemah January 18, 2005
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Salmon Slapping

When you slap a salmon on your penis until you cum then proceed to wipe up said cum with the tail and smear it onto your anus.
by Salmon_Slapper May 22, 2017
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whoopi slap

When someone fills their butthole full of air and then they slap somebody with it and let out a poo.
My boyfriend decided to try a new move on me called a whoopi slap. It was so gross.
by Benny G East January 13, 2011
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