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Severance Fuck

Sex that is owed a partner after a break-up. This is still considered break-up sex, but delivery of said sex is taken at a later date. The statute of limitations on a Severance Fuck is still undetermined.
Sarah? Fuck what she says, she still owes me a Severance Fuck.
by John Boy December 23, 2003
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severna park

severna park REALLY isn't that great. i hope i don't shock any of you by saying that we basically live in a vacuum and that your parents are probably making you apathetic, self-centered, self-important, greedy people by raising you here. SORRY! i personally can't wait to go to college and go out into the real world. i'm sure i'm not the only person who feels this way.
i was raised in severna park and now i face depression because i can't afford a lexus and/or the latest coach bag.

another fine example would be:

we vacation in the bahamas every summer and i drive a bmw, yet we somehow can't afford to go anywhere but aacc.

ouch... i know it hurts
by 123 go SP! May 9, 2005
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severna park

Ah, Severna Park, also known as "SPARK," and its inhabitants are known as "Parkies" or "SPLAXERS4LIFE!." What a quaint little town of 30,000 people, and about 6 of those are minorities. The popped collar to non-popped collar ratio is approximatly 1580:7.
A X-mas List for the average Parkie:

Hottest Lax Stick. GO SP LAX WOO-HOO! GO CARIN!! WE LOVE YOU CARIN!!!!

a pink mini iPod for all my new Gavin Degraw songs. GO GAVIN! WE LOVE U!!!

The same VERA BRADLEY BAG that everyone has. GO VERA!!

Hollister shirt!! I LOVE HOLLI!!

But Santa, my real wish is to go to Severn. Alas, we spent all that money on my Lax stick. GO SP LAX!!! GO CARIN!! GO FALCONS!!!!!
by LEP rocks!! May 9, 2005
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half-your-age-plus-seven

This is a very old rule of thumb: it is the calculation applied to a man's age that provides the age in a woman that he is most naturally attracted to physically. (Things change of course once you begin to actually TALK! :-o )

In recent years it has been misapplied to mean the lowest age that would be considered "decent" for him to date.

This new interpretation of the rule is actually quite bizarre when you consider the remarkable range of maturity among adults of both sexes at all ages.
That 50 year old think's he'll be able to romance that 32 year old. I'm not surprised he's attracted to her - she is the proverbial "half-your-age-plus-seven" - but let's see how far they really go together.
by Art M. September 11, 2009
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Avenged Sevenfold Fanclub

A dangerous cult that doesn't allow you to listen to, or talk to, or even look at albums for any band that isn't Avenged Sevenfold. People usually tend to join this cult after going to an A7X concert, and their friends are left with no means of helping them. You can try to show them that there is other music besides A7X, but it will be in vaine. the best thing is, is to move on. It's similar to if they became a zombie, there is just no hope for them. It is their belief that A7X will come down for them in the next 10 years or so in a spaceship, so they can live in a place where good music doesn't exist.
"dude you've got to help me! i went to this A7X concert, and now these people in robes are telling me that i have to go live in their Avenged Sevenfold Fanclub commune. he's really convincing tho, he sais that they have punch"
by sirjamestitsmcgee February 7, 2010
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one-eight-seven

The Snoop Doggy Dogg's code for murder
One-Eight-Seven (187) On An Undercover Cop (song by Snoop Doggy Dogg & Dr. Dre)
meaning murder on undercover cops
by Denis June 19, 2006
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avenged Sevenfold

Okay, I saw people saying God randomly said "Murder will come on you Avenged Sevenfold"... uhhh... what? Here's the real definition.

The band name is from Chapter Four of Genesis (Hence the song "chapter four") in which Cain kills his brother Abel, because Cain feels God is not as interested in his burnt offerings. When God finds out what has happened, he sends Cain to live away for the rest of his life. God says if any man is to hurt Cain, he shall be avenged sevenfold.

This is the story where the kickass band got their name from.
Avenged Sevenfold is kickass.
by AJCreary September 30, 2007
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