self-narrator

Older entitled men who talk about themselves insensately, and narrate to you their lives, as if they are the main plots and you're just an extra character in it.

That shirt-cocking self-narrator is a rare breed around here now a days.

by anandasri April 17, 2022

Self-Jocking

To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.

Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.

by Kirkury October 22, 2020

Self Harvest

The act of consuming your own cum in hopes of recycling your offspring for the next load.

I always self harvest after each session.

by Deeps00 March 6, 2020

Self Orgy

Pleasuring yourself infront of many mirrors.
Similar to an orgy but by yourself

Guy 1:Wow who would have thought she's the kind of girl to be into self orgys
Guy 2: Ya I wouldn't believe it either if not for the videos

by sowy m9 July 23, 2016

Self Tap

Having sex with your twin.

I was so horny in Antartica that I had to self tap my sister.

by Sugar Daddy Boss Playa October 10, 2015

Dummy self

When someone does or says something that doesn’t quite make sense.

“Aye bro I fell asleep with the pizza in the oven again”

“Dummy self *shakes head*”

by Bread eater May 3, 2021

Self-launching

The act of fooling oneself,playing yourself or setting yourself up for failure.

My friend is studying for a test that he’s writing the following day but he is busy catching up on social media therefore he is self-launching.setting himself up for failure

by Yogie_1108 August 21, 2018