When someone holds a shit for so long they start to sweat.
Normally once this begins you only have a matter of minutes till you explode.
Normally once this begins you only have a matter of minutes till you explode.
Bro1: Bro why are you sweating its only 7 degrees.
Bro2: I've got the shit sweats I've been holding it for an hour
Bro1: You better start running before you blow!
Bro2: To late
Bro2: I've got the shit sweats I've been holding it for an hour
Bro1: You better start running before you blow!
Bro2: To late
by Crippollo July 16, 2013
Get the Shit sweats mug.A derivative of fingering; the act of tickling a female ‘down there’, during which both parties face the same way, with the female recipient backed up against the front side of the ‘sender’; the senders working arm extends over the shoulder of the recipient, thus securing the recipient in place, resembling the appearance of a buckled seatbelt.
“Bro, did you see Ollie seatbelting Cadhla’s little sister at Ana’s last night? Was he playing counting stars in her ear through his phone?”
“Yeah so sick. Isn’t she like 17 though?”
“Yeah so sick. Isn’t she like 17 though?”
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Brendan: I was at work early this am and hardly anyone was in the office, though when I went to take a dump, I found the seat was warm.
Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.
Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.
Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.
Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.
by the comand'r October 15, 2016
Get the Heat seat mug.A school located in west seattle that is known for its trashy hoes and wannabe gang bangers.
West Seattle High is widely known for its 2015 chlamydia outbreak due to a particular “squad” of people having intercourse with each other.
Also widely known for its hoes. They’re known to prostitute themselves within the all gender bathroom. Typical pricing is $5 for a blow job.
Teachers at West Seattle highschool also are unable to effectively teach students, which leads to this behavior.
West Seattle High is widely known for its 2015 chlamydia outbreak due to a particular “squad” of people having intercourse with each other.
Also widely known for its hoes. They’re known to prostitute themselves within the all gender bathroom. Typical pricing is $5 for a blow job.
Teachers at West Seattle highschool also are unable to effectively teach students, which leads to this behavior.
Guy 1: “Damn that babygirl fine as hell, which school she go to?”
Guy 1: “Dawg, she goes to West Seattle Highschool, she probably got chlamydia.”
Guy 1: “Nasty”
Guy 1: “Dawg, she goes to West Seattle Highschool, she probably got chlamydia.”
Guy 1: “Nasty”
by WSHS Alumni September 15, 2018
Get the West Seattle highschool mug.When the penis is removed from the oral cavity during fellatio and the recipient graciously ejaculates into one's own palm. The person providing fellatio is then slapped with the semen ladened palm, spreading the viscous emissions across the face. Generally considered a demeaning act.
He was delighted that his partner pulled out of his mouth prior to ejaculating until suddenly he found himself the recipient of a Seattle Slapjack.
by Truckdriver April 14, 2009
Get the Seattle Slapjack mug.Spongebob: I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater" The best time to wear a stiped sweater is all the time, One with the collar, Turtle Neck, That's the kind,
'Cause when you're wearing that.... one.... special.... sweater.... (should always be sung in a high pitch voice a.k.a. Spongebob immitation)
'Cause when you're wearing that.... one.... special.... sweater.... (should always be sung in a high pitch voice a.k.a. Spongebob immitation)
by adogc95 December 8, 2010
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...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...
...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...
I shouldn't have worn my new zip-up hoodie today. I had to hide my sweatshirt boner every time I sat down.
by CourtKase March 5, 2011
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