Shoeless

The act of being so fucked up that you have no concept of time, place, intoxication level or actions. Can be acheived by any means of consumtion, ie: alcohol, drugs or any mixing of impairing substances. Shoelessness is usually accompanied by more consuption of impairing substances, generally being fucked up, loss of memory, and a case of the assholes.

Dude: Wtf happened last night?
Bro: Dude you were beyond fucked up, you fell out of the truck and busted your face, you were straight shoeless.

by Juphro September 29, 2011

Shouldntve

Should not have

you shouldntve banged your girlfriend's little sister, shes twelve man.

by dude asdf August 19, 2008

we should do something sometime

n. let's have sex now. or else.

jon said to jenna, "we should do something sometime"

by sekio April 21, 2004

the shoulders

a shrug; raised shoulders in response to someone

essentially meaning:
1. I don't know
2. I can't help you
3. You're fucked
4. I don't give a fuck about your problem

Me: Northwest Airlines totally screwed me by losing my luggage. After waiting for an hour, their customer service just gave me the shoulders instead of any assistance or freebies in apology.

Mike: She gave you the shoulders? Wow, she pretty much told you to go fuck yourself!

by sick66 January 7, 2011

you should slide

You should be a prostitute. It means you’re hot and probably good at sex.

Greg: Dude, look at Amanda. She’s so hot.

Fred: Hey Amanda, you should slide!

by RobDawg October 16, 2017

shoil

verb/noun: smoke, or the smoking of boof

Yo, bro i’m off the shoil.

Bro i’m 10 hits deep, im planted in the shoil.

N*gga i died and got planted 6 feet under after dat shweet shoil.

I’m off the shoil.

Pass the shoil.

Shoil me.

by shoiler March 7, 2020

Shola smell sniff

It is when you grab onto bowels and start making them sniff it. It is most commonly used in Patrician Brothers. ESHAYYY BRAHHH.

I will motherfucking shola smell sniff you nigga.

by T1Faker213 November 24, 2020