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Self-Jocking

To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.
Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.
by Kirkury October 22, 2020
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Self care

I switched the time zone, but what do I know?
Spendin' nights hitchhikin', where will I go?
I could fly home, with my eyes closed
But it'd get kinda hard to see, that's no surprise though
And you could find me, I ain't hidin'
I don't move my feet when I be glidin'
I just slide in and then I roll out
by Mac fan rip Mac miller 2018 September 19, 2023
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self celebrate

to "celebrate" by yourself. masterbate. a method of safe sex and celebacy
How many of you self celebrated on Love Day? Sometimes I don't have the time, so I self celebrate.
by jmscisco March 1, 2009
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Self harmicidal

A state of depression so severe that it produces an excess of extreme hatred and typically directionless anger as well as urges to hurt/kill both both themselves and others. A combination of wanting to self harm and being homicidal.
Person 1: Hey bro how are you?

Person 2: I feel horrible; society sucks, people suck, and life in general sucks! I want to cut my wrists and die but I also wanna just stab anyone who dares come close to me!

Person 1: Damn dude you should get some help before you do something you'll regret! You've become full on self harmicidal!
by Sad Vampire Slug December 15, 2017
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self homicide

The act of killing oneself
I’m going to commit self homicide if things don’t get better around here
by Bdubbz23 April 5, 2021
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Self PVP

I got bored waiting in BG queues so i did a little self pvp to kill time..
by TheRealStuntCock August 23, 2011
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self smarted

The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...
by ben-el-maestro June 2, 2022
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