Ricedick

an Asian male.

"Woah you see that crazy asian guy run naked through the supermarket with a cleaver in his hand?"

"Yea. Ricedicks, amirite?"

by bingbingbap February 9, 2021

ripped

adj.
having had a brazilian bikini wax

"I just got ripped; I can barely walk! Get me some ice."

by face October 14, 2004

marriage raped

When a significant other becomes morbidly obese resulting in a lack of chemistry between spouses.

I never thought I would feel guilty cheating, but she marriage raped me after she had my children and let herself go...

I knew things would settle down after we got hitched, but his laziness has made me lost any interest in him- i feel marriage raped!

by B702 February 3, 2008

Riced

Knocking someone out in a elevator.

Did you see the new Captain America, he riced the fuck out of those dudes in the elevator scene

by TarheelSwag704 September 17, 2014

ripe

Anything that is dope, fresh, or funky. Generally followed by saying "Dos" in the proper fashion.

Guy: Do you like grits?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: Do you watch American Idol?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: Do you like chicken?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: That sh**'s ripe.... Dos

by Derek A.K.A. Carlos June 23, 2005

Date Raped Yourself

Having a sex-dream and rubbing your dick against the new, clean sheets. Suddenly you shoot your load all over yourself and that sucks...Has happened to every dude, that survived his first thirteen years

Mark: Fuck, I woke up while shooting my sperm all over my self last night

Felix: Shit, you totally date raped yourself...

by PollyPaljetter June 13, 2011

Riced out

To have sexual relations with more than 3 people of Asian descent.

Rast night I had an orgy with 4 Japanese radies, woke up this morning compretery Riced out.

by Feedstoremafia May 8, 2018