Date Raped Yourself

Having a sex-dream and rubbing your dick against the new, clean sheets. Suddenly you shoot your load all over yourself and that sucks...Has happened to every dude, that survived his first thirteen years

Mark: Fuck, I woke up while shooting my sperm all over my self last night

Felix: Shit, you totally date raped yourself...

by PollyPaljetter May 19, 2011