retarded antelope

The antelope that just seems to do everything wrong ona wildlife show, and gets eaten as a result.

And here, we find the "retarded antelope", species dumbassus antelopus, which is about to have his ass handed to him by a lion.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

Retarded llama

is a vague insult much like the word smeg and much like smeg it cant be used as an exclamation and it can really get under somones cock

God damn fucking Retarded llama!! i fucked up again

by pete's dark mind January 3, 2005

retardariffic

Adjective used to describe a person,place,thing or idea that is so retarded it is beyond retarded

The movie "Maid in Manhattan" is completely retardariffic!!

by lilmisnonchalant May 10, 2006

retarded bomb

1) (n) An unguided bomb fitted with vanes at the aft end to retard (slow) its rate of descent. Designed to be dropped from low altitudes, the vanes (air brakes) allow the delivery aircraft to egress without being struck by fragments from it's own ordnance upon detonation.

2) (v) Leaving an unsavory traveling companion someplace other than your intended destination.

3) (n) A poorly told, or otherwise untenable, joke which, once told, lays there like an unexploded bomb while the jokester prays someone can come along to defuse the situation.

1) The F4U screamed across the treetops and dropped a stick of retarded bombs on the SAM site, much to the SAM crew's displeasure.

2) "Larry was whining again so I retarded bombed the bus stop on my way here."

3) Joker: "... and the guy says 'that's not my dog.'"
Crickets: "chirp"
Joker: "Tough crowd."

by Chumbucket October 25, 2006

retardamundo

When someone or something is beyond stupid...acting recklessly...not thinking before doing.

Is that guy drinking anti-freeze? How retardamundo!!

by Stephen McDonnell September 30, 2007

Retard Parade

When your IQ temporarily drops an extreme amount and the sound of a parade plays in your mind. Usually caused by extreme joy and/or surprise.

Dude....my mind just went on a retard parade...

by radaradarada December 19, 2008

retardaholic

A person who is addicted to repeating stupid acts on an ongoing basis. No matter what the outcome is they still continue to do it. Similar to an alcoholic.

That guy is a retardaholic, he keeps touching the electric fence.

by raiderbill September 1, 2009