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REDNECK(the real definition) 

What Democraps will call anyone who disagrees with them.You can be from Lithuania or Africa or Asia and the Democrats will call you a redneck if you disagree with them.
hateful Democrat:"hey look at that Eskimo over there putting up a Bush/Cheney sign"..."you goddamn redneck"(shouted the hateful Democrat in a redneck voice)
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Redneck Bar Tour 

A group gets together and selects a few out of the way, rural, little known (perhaps dive) bars. You then bar hop, stopping at each one for a drink or two and maybe some games such as pool, darts, horseshoes or shuffleboard.
I hate that we always go to the clubs or bars in town all the time.

Yeah, lets plan a Redneck Bar Tour this weekend and see what shenanigans we can get into!
Redneck Bar Tour by BryonM September 27, 2011

redneck love

Knocking boots

Swapping dips
Yelling yee yee
-earl dibbles jr.
They've got that redneck love going!

redneck badge of honor 

Metaphorical badge given to al people accpeted as rednecks by the redneck community. The redneck badge of honor can be taken away. Similar to a {gay card} but for rednecks.
Bubba and Skeeter took away my redneck badge of honor after finding out I don't watch NASCAR or eat KFC.

After my 12th can of Pabst, I spray-painted a Confederate flag on my trailer and was given the redneck badge of honor.

Redneck Porn

When rednecks beat off looking at there sisters, or horses.
hey did u hear about logan gorum fuckin that horse on the tree stump,

yea, now thats redneck porn
Redneck Porn by BiG dAdDy D! December 2, 2010

redneck traffic jam 

Woodward Dream Cruise
The Woodward Dream Cruise is a redneck traffic jam

redneck martini 

taking a shot of voka followed by a shot of pickle juice.
I got extremely drunk last night drinking redneck martinis.