Porch dick

Me slopping my fat cock all over the porch.

"Bro your porch dick keeps slopping everywhere"

by Berily Soup August 2, 2021

Perchocky

(Noun) a term used in Italian-American slang for a women's vagina. A little bird. A nickname or term of endearment.

Uncle Joe shouted when his niece came through the door, there's my little perchocky!

by Rickthemak August 18, 2021

Porch Pillow(s)

A porch pillow is a white trash person that’s always hanging out on the porch and/or stoop of their house/apartment when you drive by.

(Driving past trailer park) Hey Martha, check out all those porch pillow(s) up to no good. They need to get a job!

by YOUxMUFFEDxUP September 2, 2021

Porch Monkey

Another term for Lawn Jockey. A statue of a black stable boy on your front lawn.

Hey Ricky Bobby, nice Porch Monkey you got there. Thank you Jim Bob.

by Fischhead September 14, 2021

Porch Pop

When you pop your pussy on a porch

Last night I did a porch pop for my boyfriend

by PorchPop September 16, 2021

Porch Pop

When you pop your pussy on a porch

Last night I did a porch pop for my boyfriend

by PorchPop September 16, 2021

porch penguin

Penguin that sits on your porch, definetly not racist slang.

Bunners porch penguins are not racist because they are both black and white.

by Candy179 September 24, 2021