DC Poser 

A douche bag.Similar to a skate poser,except with DC clothes.
We all know someone like this,all they wear is DC clothes,talk about how awesome DCs are,and usually act like they skate.These people are also the first to get that 'deer in the headlights' look when you ask them who Ken Block is or when DC was founded.

Guy:Hey man,nice DCs.
DC poser:Oh thanks dude.I love DC.
Guy:When was DC founded?

DC Poser:Like 2005?
Guy:Who owns DC?
DC Poser:Rob Dyrdek?
Guy:Who is Ken Block?
DC Poser:I don't know.
Guy:Come on!He's on the back of you're fucking shirt!
DC Poser:Oh,yeah!He's a nascar driver.
Guy:God you're such a DC Poser.

DC Poser by Chouk April 24, 2010

Park Slope Poser 

A social climber . Someone who hangs out in an environment or neighborhood more exclusive than their own.

Dude #1: Who is that guy, I see him everywhere lately.
Dude #2: I hear he still lives with his parents on Long Island.
Dude #1: Oh, a Park Slope poser.

Park Slope Poser by shakerrr January 20, 2011

indie poser

people who overdress themselves with cool fashionable clothes, and say that they listen to a lot of music. they usually listen to horrible barely indie bands like the yeah yeah yeahs, white stripes, the faint, and the strokes.

Will: Look at that awesome kid with all those buttons on his cool designer shirt. Maybe we should go see if he is interested in the same music as us.
Bill: Let's go for it.
Indie Poser: What's up
Will: What are your favorite indie bands?
Indie poser: Uhh...like a month ago I bought that new Strokes cd...is my hair messed up?
Bill: What an indie poser.

indie poser by samuel July 18, 2004

popoolar poser

Someone who's jealous of an individual who comes back from the crapper after a long grunt session void of any courtesy flushing and brings back that smell with them back to their office desk.

Based on the reactions of those around him, Gagnon was clearly popoolar as he walked through the office and back to his desk.

Ortega being a popoolar poser was clearly jealous.

popoolar poser by Mr. Popoolar May 22, 2007

Panty Poser 

A lousy version of a drag queen, usually used by other drag queens to rip them.

Look, girlfriend, ever'body know y'ain't nuthin but a izzle little panty poser ho.

Panty Poser by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

steely eyed poser 

A term used to describe someone who knows the lingo of all the real warriors, killers, and violence slingers... but has never really actually lived that lifestyle. One who has probably got some buddies or some mundane connections to that world and uses those befuddled connections to gain just enough knowledge to sound a little credible on the subject to others like him on blogs and such. The term is a play on words of the phrase " steely eyed killer" which is a way to desciribe those who are or who have lived the life of performance of violence and warriorship on demand.

Vague martial arts credentials, hazy claims of SEAL knowledge, LARPING and queer adoration for all things spec ops (without actually being spec ops) are definitely signs that you are dealing with a steely eyed poser. Or a 14 year old boy.

Blogger A- " Wow I did this blog. This guy is real high speed and he sounds just like those guys from the Predator movie. A real steely eyed killer, ya know?

Blogger B- "No, I bet he paints dolls and SEAL action figures. Probably more like a steely eyed poser."

steely eyed poser by jrfwhoamreallymlk March 23, 2010

emo poser 

a person who thinks that he or she is a pimp, but they really aren't. an emo poser will think that he or she has a large calf muscle, that and he or she will play alot of soccer. he or she will also listen to wannabe rock alot and try to show of to friends
an emo poser will also talk about friends behind their backs.

me: yo, sup
emo poser: dude, check out my CALF-MUSCLE, ITS HUGE!
me, talking to friends later in day: dude that emo poser is such a fag

emo poser by davidklein123 September 25, 2006