Pancham

Someone who doesn't ask out Amirta.

Pancham violated the terms of his Berklee acceptance agreement, so he is sambarically bending the law.

by ceoofcompton May 31, 2020

sneaky pancho

Farting the most rancid fart anyone has ever smelt and denying it by blaming the trash

Oh man, I was just down in QC and Francisco just pulled a Sneaky Pancho

by S. Castro May 16, 2008

Hazelnut Pancakes

The result of space-docking gone horribly wrong.

"Sorry babe, it looks like we're having hazelnut pancakes for dessert!"

by specimensample August 15, 2008

Bosnian Pancake

A woman riding a man reverse-cowgirl while simultaneously shitting on him and smashing it down into a pancake form.

Friend 1: "Dude, I prolly shouldn't pop my shirt off right now."
Friend 2: "We're at the pool, bro. You're going to swim with your shirt on?"
Friend 1: "Na man. Crazy broad I was with last night threw me a Bosnian pancake and I'm almost positive there's still remnants of her shit in my belly button."

by MikeyLikey86 December 19, 2015

Wet Panchito

When your Mexican boyfriend uses extra spicy lube.

Last time I got a wet Panchito, it burned while I peed for a week.

by Guad or Ed's August 6, 2019

Chocolate Chip Pancake

When a guy is performing anal sex on a subject, ejaculates inside of the butt cavity, pulls out, felches out the jizz that has some chocolatey poopy particles in it, rolls the subject over and spits out the batter on their stomach like pancake batter on a hot frying pan.

Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: It was great! Gave her the ole chocolate chip pancake.

by YAYA2069 September 23, 2016

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019