freckle puffed

Irritated, waisted time worrying

Jenny don't get so freckle puffed over it.

by Muffins McCain January 18, 2024

Portuguese Pufferfish

The Portuguese Pufferfish - the act where one must digest a Portuguese style breakfast, then proceed to fart in the mouth of a recipient (breathing it all in). Henceforth the person giving the Portuguese pufferfish will gently pinch the recipients nose, causing their cheeks to inflate like a pufferfish. Finally the pinch on nose is released and the “pufferfish” breathes out the fart then continues to state “mmmm spicy”

“Hey Brett after my breakfast I’m going to give you a Portuguese pufferfish” - Levi said

by Eagle Talons Holt January 8, 2025

Pyongyang Pufferfish

When you adhere your lips to your partner's anus, making a tight seal. They then fart into your mouth, forcing your cheeks to swell up, giving you the appearance of a pufferfish.

This girl I brought home last night was an absolute savage. She must have had a bean burrito at some point, because my cheeks just about exploded when I gave her the Pyongyang Pufferfish

by smashkat February 22, 2025

Reginald Piffington III

A posh British man. His brother is Oliver Piffington. He is a friend of Thomas Johnnington. His obsession with tea is unhealthy and he never orders alcohol at the pub. He bathes in tea. He likes the Beatles. He was likely a mod back in the 60s.

Pip, pip, luv. I am Reginald Piffington III. Welcome to England. Fancy a cuppa?

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 9, 2025

The pufferfish

When a man closes his eye an hold his breath when blowing his nut. As a form of contraceptive. With the theory that the sperm can’t see or breath.

“You haven’t just come in me have you? I’m ovulating.”

“ don’t worry darling, I did the pufferfish.”

by Door breaker March 21, 2025

Peter Puffer

A character in a charming little gay tongue twister; the Peter Pecker rhyme goes something like:

Peter Puffer picked a peck of pickled peckers.
A peck of pickled peckers Peter Puffer picked.
If Peter Puffer picked a peck of pickled peckers,
Where's the peck of pickled peckers Peter Puffer picked?
.

As a homosexual nursery rhyme, this verse is a tongue twister as twisting one's tongue around an erect, throbbing pecker while reciting "Peter Puffer" flawlessly takes a certain amount of skill and practice.

A similar tongue twister is to quickly ask « à qui sont ces six saucissons-ci », while repeatedly twisting your tongue around the other lads' sausages. The chaps being swallowed respond to « combien coûte ces six saucissons-ci » with a countersign « ces saucissons-ci coûte six sous », asking the equivalent of six cents for this fine mouthful of fresh sausage.

by bitchuck July 2, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 27, 2025