I Can't Pick Usernames

I Can't Pick Usernames is a popular website, formed on the blogging platform, Tumblr. It is comprised of various humor-based memes, text posts, videos and GIFs.

"Jim, have are you following I Can't Pick Usernames?"
"You know it, my man!"

by Finn96 November 9, 2014

sergei pick up line

It is basically a really bad pick up line, mostly used by desperate weirdos in an attempt to pick up girls. They are usually taken off of google and copied and pasted into a girl's inbox.

*Phone vibrates*
Text message reads: "I think that you are quite resourceful, intelligent, and wise. Your outer beauty bring out the good will of your soul".

"Wow, Josh is totally using a Sergei pick up line".

by Catlover2312 May 31, 2015

coon-prick tooth-pick

This is a tooth-pick made of the bone from the male racoon's pecker (yes, they have bones in their 'boners').

Many a red-neck, hill-billy and sportin' types use this bone to pick their teeth clean after eating our kill.

racoon dick hill-billy red-neck coon dick dick bone

Billy used his coon-prick tooth-pick to work the 'possum meat out of his teeth.racoon dick hill-billy red-neck coon dick dick bone

by Clintzuki November 7, 2011

Reverse pick-poketing

Reverse pick-poketing is when u take something a put it into someones pocket without them knowing it. I created this and have mastered it.

one time i put some construction paper into someones shoe and they didnt know about it.

by Jeramie Matsui September 28, 2004

Pick Me Boy

A pick me girl but a boy

Reid: Is anyone here a pick me Boy?
Braden: I am!

by Anonydad101 February 22, 2022

Tooth Pick legs

U call someone this if they have a really small dick and really thin legs. Usually get angered really easy.

Jake O has such tooth pick legs someone could put a truck through that.

by Pancake cock September 20, 2016

pick your poison

An adage that accurately describes any behavior of a teenager.

You can pick your poison being a teacher's pet, a druggie, or promiscuous.

by Ereck Flowers August 26, 2018