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what I like to call my significant other when he is really really beeing a jerk
you ass pick - did you smoke the last cigarette and use the last piece of toilet paper
ass pick by Pitas September 9, 2006
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Dick pick 

1. When someone (hopefully a male) sends you a picture of their 'lower region'.
2. When a girl/boy asks another boy for a picture of their 'lower region'.
"Hey, last night Derek sent me a dick pick."

"I'm gonna send you a dick pick, ok?"

Colbert pick-me-up 

Two Pringles Original Flavor chips with Reddi Wip whipped cream in the middle.
Jump-Rope Sally was pushing "Colbert pick-me-ups" behind the swing sets at recess, until Principal Sanders caught her with a Reddi Wip and an empty can of Pringles one day.

Armenian pick pocket 

The act of covertly masturbating in a public area by sliding your hand in your pocket and stroking the penis.

*This is a widespread phenomenon that is most notably used in the Glendale area.
Levon relieved himself in class today by performing an Armenian pick pocket.
Armenian pick pocket by Petrosyan February 2, 2013

Tempe Ice Pick

The act of freezing a profilactic into the shape of a penis. Prior to engaging in sexual intercourse one inserts the frozen apparatus into the vagina or anus. It is then used to create a cold orifice, after which, an erect penis is inserted and brought to ejaculation creating what is knowns as an "icy box".
The other day I was having sex with Hector, my latin lover when he busted out the Tempe Ice Pick on me! I must say..it was cold at first, but then warmed with friction causing pleasure like no other!
Tempe Ice Pick by Felstar1673 September 16, 2006

trash pick 

like dumpster diving, but instead of looking for information about the person who's thrown away the shit, you're looking for the shit itself.
I trash picked a nice television when my neighbors moved out.
trash pick by Anonymous October 29, 2002