A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.
Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
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did you hear what pensi3 did last Tuesday?
Yeah that Ukrainian building was in shambles after they were through with it.
Yeah that Ukrainian building was in shambles after they were through with it.
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