parker

a parker is probably one of the most beautiful people in the world,
they are super kind absolutely adorable and iltsm </3

friend: yo bro who got you smilin like that??
me: a parker.

by emofajry (aka fraise) August 26, 2021

Pepper parker

He is a narcissist and feel bad for the things they do to people he has no morals. Boundaries, or respect, he is manipulative, and always acts like a victim, so people don't really see that he is just really desperate and pathetic

Pepper parker admitted to me that he was only hanging around me and my boyfriend because he enjoys being a homewrecker

by Themansrealnigga September 7, 2020

Peter parker

I FRIGGEN LOVE HIM!!!!! He is adorable and so cute

Peter Parker is spiderman

by Marvel is AMAZING May 14, 2021

tom parker

horrible man that financially abused elvis presley

ew gross its tom parker

by qazellee August 28, 2022

Parker McDonald

One of my best friends I trust him with everything. You can trust him, no matter what. He’s the only one who checked up on me not even my best friend checked up on me. That’s why I trust him. Even when I’m in trouble, he’ll still try to take the blame for me and that’s what I love about Parker. He’s like my brother That I never got.

Random girl: who is Parker McDonald?
Me: he’s the nicest guy I’ve ever met

by Logan is amazing 1234 May 5, 2025

Parker

Parker is the biggest, tallest bitch you'll ever meet. He played hockey in highschool and thats allll he talks about. Solid C student with a lower-than-average life. Rides dirt bikes in his spare time.

1: Hey, is that guy named Parker?
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!

by nawn January 26, 2024

parker cravey

A person who literally doesn't leave their room. Likes playing video games a lot and has friends but doesn't hangout with them cause he wants to play rust. Weird ass bitch.
Gets no bitches.

Girl 1: Ew is that parker cravey...
Girl 2: Yeah I think so... let's leave.
Parker: You guys just wouldn't understand my struggle today, wipe is today, all girls are the same!

by the man mane April 11, 2022