like A good neighbor state farm is there

Its when u summon jake from state farm

My boyfriend trying to save me: like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt

by wtf bro do u not read?? June 13, 2022

Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there

State Farm is now a woke company.

State Farm: We'll groom your kids, and teach them to be gay.
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there

by Skyrim550 September 11, 2022

calm your farm, eat a sandwich

telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill

jonno: OMG WTF
shelly: calm your farm, eat a sandwich

by the J to the o May 14, 2011

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS

to be eaten alive!

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.

by weave November 3, 2003

Ant Farm

A small farm that consists of small insects and clear gel.

nigga lemme see dat ant farm of yours.

by Redleader1346 September 3, 2018

Leather Farming

Having sex with a farm girl wearing a leather jacked while using a cow for support.

My nigga Bryce really went leather farming last night.

by HowBahNah October 9, 2018

farming the ex

Indulging in angry post break-up sex with your ex partner with no intention to get back together.

A. I saw jenny leaving mike's place last weekend, I thought they broke up?
B. Yeah they started hate fucking afterwards
A. So they aren't back together?
B. Nah bro's just farming the ex

by reachforthesvrface July 25, 2024