Its when u summon jake from state farm
My boyfriend trying to save me: like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt
by wtf bro do u not read?? June 13, 2022

State Farm: We'll groom your kids, and teach them to be gay.
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there
by Skyrim550 September 11, 2022

telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill
by the J to the o May 14, 2011

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.
by weave November 3, 2003

A woman who is so unbelievably fat, she looks like she has to be either milked or fed by a trough. Aka wide as all outside.
by TonyRoma70 September 11, 2022

also see black child
by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs November 19, 2023

a virgin in sea of thieves that would rather afk farm for months to get a skelly or ghost curse in a pvp mode rather than actually fighting, if you spawn camp them in hourglass or even adventure expect them to go for blunder snipes and call cheats on you. they will also most likely have thousands of hours in the game and tell you to touch grass
by JackSaucySparrow78 July 7, 2023
