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Ohio Ball

you know that feeling when your girlfriend whip you with a spatula for 14 hours straight because she has a twin so you got confused and fucked her dog? Thats like playing Ohio Ball, the most dangerous sport on the planet. After playing Ohio Ball you are never the same.
Why the fuck is there a demogorgon 1v1ing a naked nigger in basketball?

Nah thats just Ohio Ball.
by BrugCreator November 30, 2022
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Ohio oil change

The act of feeding a paralyzed woman a mixture of Taco Bell, Coffee, and laxatives, then removing her from her wheel chair and suspending her above a man. Her butt plug is then removed and the excrement is used as lube. The man finishes into a cup of coffee, the woman drinks it, and the plug is reinserted thereby completing the oil change
Guy 1: Did you seriously give her an Ohio oil change last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.
by FunkyTrunk March 18, 2024
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Ohio

a litural waste of 116,000 km^2 that lacks any permant population. seriosly no one visits it, you are trapped for eternity if you get in, and you face all the horrors of nightlife and weird shit. Bigger waste of land area than greenland, Northwestern territories, Nunavut and wyoming.
Ayy, man, it's your boy Lil B
Down in Ohio (swag), fucking all these bitches (swag, swag)
Drinking coleridge, swag so saucy (woo!)
Posted in Cleveland (woo!), drive to Columbus (swag)
Bitches suck my dick (woo!), 'cause my swag on the 100 (woo!)
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio (woo!)
Swag like Ohio (swag)
Down in Ohio (woo! Woo!)
Swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
Swag like Ohio
We some rich, I don't give a fuck
Real nigga, gold grill
Ten thousand, no deal
No single, just me
30 thousand for a feature
Hood niggas, ten thousand
Based God, your bitch call me daddy
Where you from? I got love for Cincinnati, Ohio
by Knmagor January 24, 2023
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Ohio Turnbuckle

The act of defecating on the bed, placing the top sheet over, and without telling your partner, throwing them WWE style onto their back. The sex normally would continue from this point forward.
I definitely think an Ohio turnbuckle would bring some spark back to your failing marriage.
by QumMan February 9, 2023
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Ohio

a weird and funny place. I advise you not to go. It’s very goofy there
“OMG DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS? THE OHIO BUTT TICKLING BANDIT ESCAPED JAIL!!’”
by Birch:) January 23, 2023
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Ohio

Things to in Ohio

1.leave
Dan: hey wanna go to Ohio

Travis: fuck no
by Iceeman3 October 1, 2022
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